Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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