SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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