the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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