did you get engaged???
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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