ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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