you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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