I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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