And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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