you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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