I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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