she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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