I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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