oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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