I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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