she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
im having a threesome with these popsicles
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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