made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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