do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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