is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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