So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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