he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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