ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
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Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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