Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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