there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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