So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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