Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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