OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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