What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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