Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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