Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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