would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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