That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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