Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
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He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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