We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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