do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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