Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
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you will always have a special place in my vag
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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