please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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