Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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