If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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