So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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