I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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