Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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