I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
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She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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