Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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