So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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