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we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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