Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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