Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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