my vag is so smooth its legendary
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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