you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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