she was so not down for the gang bang
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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