i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
where are you?
Hypothermia
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Randomize