Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
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