I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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