Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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